Wanna bet on the inter-college pastrami throwing contests?
Not Ancient Egypt
Located just south of Memphis—that’s Tennessee, not ancient Egypt— and a short drive from Oxford, you’ll find hotels that offer resort amenities in a beautiful, relaxing setting. If like your gambling as laid back as a Turkish harem, supplemented by beautiful, relaxing settings, this may be the place for you, my friend. From golfing to gambling to world-class entertainment, you’ll never forget visiting Sam’s Town. Their southern hospitality is legendary. Just bear in mind that the key attributes of southern hospitality—warmth, friendliness, and a welcoming smile are also deployed by conmen from every state in the union, so beware!
If you’re the kind of avid sport’s fan who can name every Boston White Sox batter since 1945, yet get palpitations walking to the car for your morning drive to work, maybe the Golden Moon Hotel & Casino, Sports Book at Timeout Lounge is more your cup of tea. There they feature traditional sports betting. Guests can bet on all professional league events. Bet on your favorite teams and catch the game on one of 20 different big screens. As always, there’s ample opportunity to eat and drink yourself stoopid.
- 20 TVs with feeds to all the major sports networks including all College Basketball Tournament, NBA League Pass games, and the inter-college Pastrami Throwing League.
- 12 wager boards listing all games and scores
- Triple wager stations offering patrons three different ways to simultaneously back a losing side.
But, if batting averages are about as exciting to you as hunting down the back of the recliner for your grandma’s missing false teeth, then why not stay at home and sign on to mississippimanorbnb.com . You know that’d be a whole lot easier. Your choice.
